For some reason I've never really being much into Christmas songs and looks like for a few weeks now, every radio station on the island is playing a Christmas song every other song on their regular programming, so that ain't helping me much either.
Well, I might have found a solution to my problem (and maybe yours, if you are not into Christmas song either). Here are some new and improved Holiday Lyrics to help all of us get into the Christmas Spirit.
"It's the most wonderful time to drink beer..."
When going for some last minute holiday shopping just sing:
Rushing to the mall
on a late December day,
through the stores we go
charging all the way
ching... ching... ching
Bell$ on registers Ring
making checkbook$ light
Oh, what fun it is to buy up
everything in $ight!
Ching... Ching... Ching
Jingle Bell$ Jingle Bell$
the kids all yell and scream
to us it sound like anarchy
but to them is harmony, hey!
And what about this song for the family party;
Drinking around the Christmas Tree
at the Christmas Party rush
faces are hung o'er the balcony
everybody is a lush
Drinking around the Christmas Tree
let the Christmas drunkards through
later we'll do some vomiting
and our arms will hung the loo
You will get an upset stomach feeling, when you taste
Vodka through your nose, oh golly,
Deck the halls with boughs of jolly!!!
Hope you liked the new versions!
2 commented; now it's your turn!:
Those were PERFECT! ((running to closet and pulling out karaoke machine for Christmas party))
LOVED IT!
i'm going to sing "drink beer" for the next full month.
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